Ugly duckling sleeping beauty The wicked witch The evil ginger bread man
The three little bears
Thursday 24thOne day there was a duckling, not just a plain old boring duckling, a really ugly duckling in fact. It was so small that it looked like a speck of dirt , a lot smaller then all the others in fact. One very fine day there was this evil witch she wasn’t just a plain evil witch she was the most ugliest witch you ever saw. Then one spring morning there was a girl just sitting on the side of the bank asleep, then all a sudden the ugly duckling passed the little girl he stood on a sharp stone and did a quick little quack that woke her up, she got up and ran all the way to the castle and yelled “Dad , Dad where are you, I need you to catch this ugly duck for me so I can keep it in my room” but then her dad said “your insane” suddenly the little girl started to cry” Her dad was in shock” fine ill go catch that ugly little duckling for you” darling then all a sudden there was this tiny little ugly there i ran straight away up the stairs to my room then I was wrighting down some names I could call it then I had this wonderful idea I could call it spotty then I ran down the stairs and went and told dad but suddenly he said i don’t know how to put this but I don’t think we should keep it. It could cause some harm to the castle, and because it is so small it will go into small places and make the waiters and cleaners quit her up ,then when she had woken up properly she said to her self that was the sleep I have ever had said sleeping beauty Then that night why this perticular said sleep beauty to her dad I can not sleep she said then that’s why you should not go to sleep in the day. So the next fine day there was sleeping beauty still sleeping is that why they call her sleeping beauty the king walked into sleeping beauty’s room and she was still asleep beauty wake up her father said beauty did not wake up and told her to wake up this instant but she did not wake up so her father the king called the ambulance then the ambulance came up the road and ran out of the ambulance climbed up the stairs to sleeping beauty’s bedroom then they made sure beauty was breathing but beauty was not breathing so the ambulance officers tryed to make slepping beauty breath but sadly sleeping beauty did not breath so they rushed her to hospital. When she got their they said “what is your name” and she replied “Sleeping beauty” they laughed and said “no, no, no your real name” and she replied “Jacquie” “Ok we already have you on our patent files because you have been in her before” said the doctor “no I havn’t ive never been siad sleeping beauty been out of my castle before sorry but I don’t remember what is your name” “Dennis toush” and then she said “were’s daddy he is supposed to be here with my pony” “I WANT MY PONY NOW”she yelled then the nurse ran out to her dad and said she wants her pony” so that day after all the hassle had happened she returned to the castle to find a scary old lady trying to break into her castle :she yelled WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO BREAK INTO MY CASTLE OLD LADY” “why there you are my little girl would you like an apple” asked the old lady “yes please” replied Jaqcuie “you can have the pretty rainbow coloured one” replied the old lady “you are very nice” Suddenly Jaqcuie’s dad the King came out and yelled “NO Jaqcuie don’t eat it because it is poiseness“You nasty old lady” said Jaqcuie. so that last couple of days were a bit wierd The End
fractured fairy tale
Characters:
Ugly duckling
sleeping beauty
The wicked witch
The evil ginger bread man
The three little bears
Thursday 24th One day there was a duckling, not just a plain old boring duckling, a really ugly duckling in fact. It was so small that it looked like a speck of dirt , a lot smaller then all the others in fact. One very fine day there was this evil witch she wasn’t just a plain evil witch she was the most ugliest witch you ever saw. Then one spring morning there was a girl just sitting on the side of the bank asleep, then all a sudden the ugly duckling passed the little girl he stood on a sharp stone and did a quick little quack that woke her up, she got up and ran all the way to the castle and yelled “Dad , Dad where are you, I need you to catch this ugly duck for me so I can keep it in my room” but then her dad said “your insane” suddenly the little girl started to cry” Her dad was in shock” fine ill go catch that ugly little duckling for you” darling then all a sudden there was this tiny little ugly there i ran straight away up the stairs to my room then I was wrighting down some names I could call it then I had this wonderful idea I could call it spotty then I ran down the stairs and went and told dad but suddenly he said i don’t know how to put this but I don’t think we should keep it. It could cause some harm to the castle, and because it is so small it will go into small places and make the waiters and cleaners quit her up ,then when she had woken up properly she said to her self that was the sleep I have ever had said sleeping beauty Then that night why this perticular said sleep beauty to her dad I can not sleep she said then that’s why you should not go to sleep in the day. So the next fine day there was sleeping beauty still sleeping is that why they call her sleeping beauty the king walked into sleeping beauty’s room and she was still asleep beauty wake up her father said beauty did not wake up and told her to wake up this instant but she did not wake up so her father the king called the ambulance then the ambulance came up the road and ran out of the ambulance climbed up the stairs to sleeping beauty’s bedroom then they made sure beauty was breathing but beauty was not breathing so the ambulance officers tryed to make slepping beauty breath but sadly sleeping beauty did not breath so they rushed her to hospital. When she got their they said “what is your name” and she replied “Sleeping beauty” they laughed and said “no, no, no your real name” and she replied “Jacquie” “Ok we already have you on our patent files because you have been in her before” said the doctor “no I havn’t ive never been siad sleeping beauty been out of my castle before sorry but I don’t remember what is your name” “Dennis toush” and then she said “were’s daddy he is supposed to be here with my pony” “I WANT MY PONY NOW”she yelled then the nurse ran out to her dad and said she wants her pony” so that day after all the hassle had happened she returned to the castle to find a scary old lady trying to break into her castle :she yelled WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO BREAK INTO MY CASTLE OLD LADY” “why there you are my little girl would you like an apple” asked the old lady “yes please” replied Jaqcuie “you can have the pretty rainbow coloured one” replied the old lady “you are very nice” Suddenly Jaqcuie’s dad the King came out and yelled “NO Jaqcuie don’t eat it because it is poiseness “You nasty old lady” said Jaqcuie. so that last couple of days were a bit wierd The End